BRI'S BROKEN BISCUIT BLOG

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20/02/2022: STORM EUNICE GETTING YOU DOWN? MESSING WITH YOUR MOJO? FEAR NOT...

.. as Bri comes to the rescue with a fresh batch of broken Nice biscuits imported directly from Nice in France!

To commemorate the occasion I have rebranded them as EUnice biscuits, and each box retails at my special offer - never to be repeated low, low price of £1802.22 (to mark the date of the aforementioned storm)! I can guarantee you that each and every EUnice biscuit is broken - this is my empathetic tribute to the fallen (trees) and proof that I, Bri, have a pure heart and sympathetic soul.

Place your order now and get them while they're trending!

Bri xxx


EU look Nice


14/02/2022: HAPPY SAINT VALENTINE'S DAY TO MY LEGION OF BISCUIT-MUNCHING FOLLOWERS!

Say 'I have an unhealthy obsession with you and you should definitely apply for a restraining order' with my limited edition gift set of broken Jammie Dodgers... I have rigirously checked each and every broken 'Dodger' to ensure that the heart-shaped jammy center is completely intact (whilst singing my favourite song, 'Unbreak My Heart').

Thanks to my efforts, the receipient of this beautifully-packaged gift set cannot be left in any doubt as to your intentions. £10.84 including p&p. While stocks last.

Bri xxx


Bri Jnr. is looking forward to successfully breaking these beauties. Yummy


03/02/2022: BRI'S 50/50 - BROKEN BISCUIT VS LIMP BISCUIT

So, the imaginary scenario for today's game is that I'm holding you hostage with a nasty and dangerous cotton bud pointed just inches away from your right ear canal. To be set free un-prodded you must choose between one of the following two options to nibble on, either:

- A broken Hobnote Hobnob
  or
- A tea-dunked Digestive (cup of tea not included)

Neither is the wrong answer, but if you don't make your choice within two minutes your right ear canal gets poked. Understood?

Answers on a naughty seaside postcard please, to:

PO Box 33
Bus Shelter
Orton Longueville
PE Something or other

Bri x


Ear it comes



01/02/2022: WELCOME. BEST WISHES - A NOTE FROM THE EDITOR

Where to begin? He does often blow his own trumpet, try as he might. So I have asked his gym instructor to write an impartial, yet perfect, introduction about Bri. Here goes:

'Bri Jnr. - established in and around the 1980s, an entrepreneur, philanthropist, bicep curler and writer of poetry. Wonderful man.'

This is just an introduction to his blog, I am sure you will give him your best wishes in making this unquestionably the #1 broken biscuit blog on the Internet and beyond.