GREEN EFFUSION
Get the iconic cover on your tee in green. With touch-sensitive illumination
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RED EFFUSION
Get the iconic cover on your tee in red. With touch-sensitive illumination
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GREY EFFUSION
Get the 'leaked' version of the iconic cover on your tee.
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POTENTIAL FRIEND
Show off your potential and look like an orange with this smashing t-shirt
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WHITE NOISE VINTAGE
Found in the stockroom from the 'white noise' years. Likely to need a wash
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NAUGHTY NAUGHTIES NAME-CHECK
Help others remember the lyrics with this name-check top
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WOOLIES HAS GONE
Show your true feelings on the loss of a national treasure
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SPANK THE BANKER
Wear this exciting sports top while you battle on the pitch or in the studio
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QUO'S 3 CHORDS PUMPIN'
Make Rhino, Fran and / or Rick jealous with this lovely bit of couture
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XXX FUCKIN'!
Show you know the dance moves to this ditty with this excellent t-shirt
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LIFE'S A RED BEACH
Hit the beach and look fabulous in this nice red t-shirt
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LIFE'S A GREEN BEACH
Hit the beach and look fabulous in this nice t-shirt that is not red
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JESUS FUCKING NAILED IT
And he hearts Tico. Me too
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DELAINE / RIGHT CHANGE
Show others you pay with the right change for your busfair with this tee
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SWEET PEA EP COVER
Be a sweetie - buy it, wear it
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SAY NO TO DIGITAL TV!
What better way to prove you are not a sheep - buy it, wear it
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OAPS BENEFIT CHARITY
All profits will not be given to OAPs
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BIRTHDAY BOY
Go on, give him a blow and make his day
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SPACE BRAIN: THE BOARD GAME
Roll the dice, live your life - just like the boys do
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RUBBER DUCKY
Feel what it's like to love with this authentic Tico-touched rubber ducky
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QUARANTINED ITEM
NOT FOR SALE!
MRSA SAMPLE
Give MRSA to a loved one with this sample
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MR. G'S ALCOHOL-FREE WHISKEY
Reform. Rejoice! Go on. Join Mr. G on being born again
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WANTED AUBURN T-SHIRT
Sometimes you just have to make do. Soz
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I INCEST T-SHIRT
Do your whole family if you like. We love it!
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TAX FORM REMINDER
We'll remind you to fill out your form - just let us know when it's due
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LUBE - GO FUCK YOURSELF
Strum along while you sing along with this stinky lube
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SPACE BRAIN LICENSED CROSSWORD
Don't get cross with this puzzle. It's hard!
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ANAL ANGEL TRANSFER TATTOO
Wow your friends & look the part with this permanent transfer tattoo
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WIN A SHOPLIFTING TRIP WITH OUR COVER STAR!
Take a trip to any shopping centre and lift as much as you can
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CHILL THEM OUT
Control the mood of those that cross your path, with this lovely top
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MAVIS - USE & ABUSE
Show some support for all the Mavis's out there. It's new for 2022
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EARNING OUR ASBO 2022
New for 2022! Get the worlds most famous album cover on your body
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3-D SAGGY LUMPS
Get your very own saggy lumps, with added flappage
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PETROL SNIFFER SNIFFER
Featuring the smell of 4* for you to sniff along with
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SPACE BRAIN CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER
Wrap all those lovely gifts with this paper (95% non-edible plastic)
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OFFICIALLY LICENSED DEEP FAT FRYER
Fry-along with this exceptional piece of homeware
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DEEP FAT FRYER TEE-AD
Join the cult, become a walking billboard and show some support
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COUNCIL SCUM - ABRASIVE MATERIAL EDITION
Enjoy this outfit and issue some fixed penalty notices and more!
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AFTER YOUR HEARTS AND WALLETS 2022
A lovely new design for 2022 featuring the EP and tracklisting
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TOUR-WORN WILLIE WARMER - LIMITED EDITION
Colours, moistness and designs will vary - random item sent
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WELL ENDOWED INDEED - LIMITED EDITION
A lovely new design, limited to just 41,584,874.3 prints
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24/7 IN A 69 - NICE BLUE
Another new design celebrating the Lloydette prize winning lyric
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BACK UP THE GULLET - IFFY COLOUR
A brand new design for the re-master of the bands debut album
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SHELTER 33 - FOOTBALL SHIRT
A re-issue of the 2005 football shirt, featuring authentic smell
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SPACE BRAIN ARE 'SCUM' - WHITE
A re-issue of the terribly successful t-shirt from 2008
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SPACE BRAIN ARE 'SCUM' - JOCKEY
A re-issue of the terribly successful t-shirt from 2008, but with a twist
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SPACE BRAIN ARE 'SCUM' - FUTURISTIC
A futuristic style re-issue of the terribly successful t-shirt from 2008
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FOLLOW YOUR HEART - BRI JNR.
Dedicated to the lyric that inspires. And the person that inspires
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FREAKY PASSIONFRUIT
A modern issue of the often knocked-off t-shirt
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SB - PEEL THE SKIN
New for 2022! Merging beef with passionfruit
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JACK HEARTS NANCY
New for 2022! Nancy has a name, and you can wear it
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SPACE BRAIN ARE 'SCUM' - GIANT POSTER
Re-issued life-sized scratch n' sniff poster from 2008
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