He sold life insurance to the deceased
The deal he offered came with a cash paid guarantee
We got a Parker pen for each enquiry
With no obligation to buy, the offer seemed fair to me
To top up his income he sold bags of tea
Made in Yorkshire, no where near the South China Sea
He interviewed the stars and well-known celebrities
On his death bed he still listened attentively
Oh, Parkinson
He's dead and gone
No more sounding like Chandler Bing!
Instrumental fade-out
Like Paul Cattermole
Get in that hole!
He's on his way to S Club Heaven now...
There ain't no party like an S Club Party
And there ain't no Parky like a Michael Parky
Release notes:
All words by Tico Jnr., all music by Bri Jnr. & Tico Jnr.
Tico reckons:
We'd clearly shot our load too early with the 2023 rendition of Dead For A Laugh. When we wrote the number originally we had many more months left of the year to go, and we saw celebs drop like flies. It felt only right to pay tribute to my very favourite. Bri said it couldn't be done, but I wrote words rigourously and strummed ever harder. Our massive song was born again, unlike those mentioned in this rompalong...
Bri Jnr.:
Too busy breaking biscuits.
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