WELCOME TO OUR ALBUM




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Welcome to our album
We've got lots of tracks!
We've got everything you want
We'll fetch ya drinks and snacks

You're a very sweaty girl who's very hard to please
One listen to our album will rid you of disease!

Album! It's our double album
It'll get you on your...
Kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-kn-knees-knees!
Your ears are gonna bleed!

Release notes:
All words by Tico Jnr. & Bri Jnr., all music by Tico Jnr.

Tico warmly bellows:

I remember how we accidentally stumbled upon this number, which unfortunately had to be decomposed and recomposed due to similarities to another rocking and rolling song. We were threatened with all sorts, but it was the buggery that made me think we shouldn't let our 'original' out. As it transpires, what we ended up with is even more fantastic, the vocals and guitar are far more improved, and so are our prospects of not being buggered, much to my relief.

Bri Jnr. interrupts:

There was only one way for us to start off a double album that features a Craig David cover and lyrical subject matter ranging from Chandler Bing to the demise of Woolworths. So Tico got his Slash on and his appetite for reconstruction gave us this brief blast of rock 'n' roll carnage. I proceeded to vomit all over the place and leave the listener in no doubt that they are in for a mega ride. Climb on board!


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