If you dare to shake your derriere at Flares, beware, take care
I don't mean to scare but be prepared for what's there - oh, yeah
If you dare to shake your derriere at Flares, beware, take care
I don't mean to scare but be prepared for what's there - oh, yeah
I'm speaking from experience with absolute bullet proof confidence
That a night out at Flares will give you more for your buck than you paid for
The DJ's setlist stays the same every night, from the Grease 'Mega-mix' to Summer Of '69
And by the time it gets to Mr. Brightside everybody's pissed up and ready to fight
Here we go now!
If you dare to shake your derriere at Flares, beware, take care
I don't mean to scare but be prepared for what's there - oh, yeah
If you dare to shake your derriere at Flares, beware, take care
I don't mean to scare but be prepared for what's there - oh, yeah
Ay up, it's Bri, I have a story to tell and according to Tico I tell it so well
From a night on the tiles to a night with piles, thanks to Flares I won't be out for a while
If I hadn't tried on that afro wig and took a moment outside to passively smoke a cig
Today I would be feeling fighting fit but thanks to my antics I now feel like shit
Here we go now!
If you dare to shake your derriere at Flares, beware, take care
I don't mean to scare but be prepared for what's there - oh, yeah
If you dare to shake your derriere at Flares, beware, take care
I don't mean to scare but be prepared for what's there - oh, yeah
Oh, yeah...
They got to know me
Spent my money
Since-ce-cember
Forgot their number
Release notes:
All words & music by Bri Jnr.
Tico thwacks out:
You know when Bri has a chant about buttocks it's going to be a good one. Entirely his concoction, and it shows. More jangling and waxing lyric, pinching the odd reference here and there. If this doesn't take you back to your nights on the tiles I don't know what will!
Bri Jnr.:
Too busy breaking biscuits.
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