If you want a bargain, come on down
Join the queue, don't mess around
There's bargains here and bargains there
At dirt cheap costs that will curl your hair
Go grab a basket (snort) and grab a deal
At prices this low you don't need to steal
Cheap and cheerful is what we are
Essential shopping for the working class
Poundland Paradise for the skint and wise
It's a cheaper price for a smaller size
Poundland Paradise - please take our advice
Come and shop inside at Poundland Paradise
If a tight budget is what you have
You walk like a tramp and talk like a chav
You'll fit right in with our clientel
Who give off a rotten egg sort of smell
The staff are dressed head-to-toe in black
They're as grim as the stock on the shelves they stack
No need for price checks - it's all a pound
But not the batteries or that Pep & Co. gown
Poundland Paradise for the skint and wise
It's a cheaper price for a smaller size
Poundland Paradise - please take our advice
Come and shop inside at Poundland Paradise
Release notes:
All words Bri Jnr., all music by Bri Jnr. & Tico Jnr.
Tico asserts:
Well, this is Bri properly getting involved now, doing what he does best - jingle jangle. When I first heard this ditty I though 'nae ba', and then obviously took it away and putting some dirty sounding guitar on it through the second half.
I am quite fond of this song as it is a constant reminder of what and where I could've been had I not been hugely successful.
