You don't have to wait long for me I come every ten minutes, guaranteed
If value for money is what you seek I'm £3 a day, £10 for a week
Tell me how far you wanna go, I'll make sure we take it nice and slow
There's plenty of room up the rear, climb on board - there's nothing to fear
Climb on board the mega rider you're my passenger and I'm your driver
From A to B, from B to A - or if you want we can go all the way
Climb on board the mega rider you're my passenger and I'm your driver
From A to B, from B to A - or if you want we can go all the way
I have to stop every now and then to pick up more women, children and men
The elderly are a priority - they get the pleasure of my service for free
Company policy gives priority to the disabled and single mums too
From 7am right up 'til midnight I'm constantly going for your delight
Climb on board the mega rider you're my passenger and I'm your driver
From A to B, from B to A - or if you want we can go all the way
Climb on board the mega rider you're my passenger and I'm your driver
From A to B, from B to A - or if you want we can go all the way
Climb on board the mega rider you're my passenger and I'm your driver
From A to B, from B to A - or if you want we can go all the way
Climb on board the mega rider you're my passenger and I'm your driver
From A to B, from B to A - or if you want we can go all the way
Release notes:
All words by Bri Jnr. & Tico Jnr., all music by Tico Jnr.
Bri Jnr. is well excited to share this thoughts:
Influenced by Elton John. An influence on 'The Sex Bus'.
Never doth allow a swinger to drive for Stagecoach - that was the actual first commandment. The other nine were irrelevant.
The songs chorus has a dance routine, which both Tico and myself are more than willing to demonstrate to the highest bidder. This song has grown in stature and value in our hearts, in line with the rise of inflation. Mega Rider's were a job-seekers-troubling £10 a week back when we wrote this - now following a decade of Tories, austerity measures, Brexit and Chinese virus, Mega Rider's are now far beyond a furloughed worker or dole dossers weekly budget.
This song has no right to be a biscuit - it could only be a Double Decker.
Tico Jnr. scoffs:
He doesn't 'arf 'ave a lot to say about this saucy little number. I do confess - the dance routine was a masterstroke, and has for many years featured during the 'erection section' in discos in and around the United Kingdom.
Bri really exercises his pipes here, but not one to be out-shone, I give the fret-board more of a fondle than normal, thus keeping me on top of the slag (used oil).
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