Me and my ducky have fallen out
We ain't talking anymore
He didn't like the way I dunked his head
Worried he'd end up brown bread
Rubber dub ducky come back to me
Come back to me rubber dub, dub ducky
Me and my ducky have fallen out
You see, we aint friends anymore
He sits on the side faced away from me
As I scrub up so fresh and so clean
Rubber dub ducky come back to me
Oh, come back to me rubber dub, dub ducky
Rubber duck ducky come back to me
Oh, come back to me rubber dub, dub ducky
Well, I ain't gonna lose you over this
I still lust after our next kiss
You may just be plastic my sweet dub ducky
(You're so sweet, you're sweet, you're so sweet)
But to me you're so very much more
Oh, so very much more
Oh, so very... like a sweet strawberry
I'll do what it takes even counselling
I just wanna feel the happiness you bring
Rubber dub ducky come back to me
Come back to me rubber dub, dub ducky
Rubber dub ducky come back to me
Come back to me rubber dub, dub ducky
Rubber dub ducky come back to me
Come back to me rubber dub, dub
I say, come back to me rubber dub, dub...
Come back to me rubber dub, dub ducky
Release notes:
All words by Tico Jnr., all music by Tico Jnr. & Bri. Jnr
Bri Jnr. purports:
The on-going relationship Tico has with his best friend, Rubber Dub Ducky (the only one who has seen him naked, don't forget), fills me with so much warmth and delight. Yet on this particular ode, the second of four Ducky odes to date (with a potential album full of Ducky odes being teased) sees Tico in distress at what appears to be a blip in proceedings. Go back to Tico, please Rubber Dub Ducky. You know it makes sense.
I provided a sympathetic guitar jangle to help try and entice Ducky back - am I allowed to say if this cunning plan has worked? Well, for once, my lips are sealed...
Tico Jnr scoffs:
Nothing but contempt here. Bri wants to take all the credit, and given the letter I've received from his solicitor about 'stealing' a riff for a b-side on my rather successful solo album, Lazy. Sexy. Cool, I've been well and truly taught a lesson. Yes, Bri did play a barely audible jangle. I have no further comment to make.
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