I like to pick my toes, I like to pick my feet
The thought might disgust you but I find it really neat
I like curly nails, I like flakes of skin
If you begin to understand I might just let you in
If you wanna be my girl you've got appreciate
The different things that turn me on before we begin to mate
What a sick fuck, what a sick fuck you are, what a sick fuck you are today
The yeast infection in your mouth is a small price you've got to pay
What a sick fuck, what a sick fuck you are, what a sick fuck you are today
The bunion on your foot won't stop us doing what we've got to do today
You might find some fluff, you might find a smell
Put my toes in your mouth and I promise that I won't tell
You might find it soggy or aldante with a crunch
When I have climaxed I promise I will take you to lunch
Now I've made you my girl tell me life ain't great
If you're lucky I might introduce you to a brand new taste
What a sick fuck, what a sick fuck you are, what a sick fuck you are today
We'll do it just how I want, I don't care what you say
What a sick fuck, what a sick fuck you are, what a sick fuck you are today
If you find it repulsive I don't mind, because being sick is OK
Release notes:
All words by Tico Jnr.
Tico Jnr. quips:
No comment.
Bri Jnr. gestures:
I may be fond of broken biscuits but my foot fetish is a far greater fondness. The only magazine I reach for on the top shelf is 'Fantasy Feet Fanzine' and flip flops get me going like Lewis Hamilton in pole position.
Tico was disturbed enough by my foot-fondling antics in Great Yarmouth (on a break from our hugely successful 'Sparks Will Fly' tour) that he needed to write this song, partly as an honour to my passion for pedicures and his true feelings about me in the chorus (birthing the title of this ditty). He insisted that I sing this rather than himself, in the hope that I would confront my toe-curling obsession head on. And it worked, god bless Tico. I have moved on to healthier obsessions - tattooed armpits do it for me more than anything else these days.
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