I'm something special, very much uniqueness
I have nine thousand friends and I know you got much less
Individual, with no one like me
I steal peoples music and their graphics for free
Unpredictable, changes to-and-throw
I can source new templates and put them on show
I'm respected around this neighbourhood
I have over twenty quizzes and they're all rather good
My page has got me on it
Brothers and sisters, I know you want it
My page proves I'm totally real
You see me and my crew, we're keepin' it real
I slip and slide on my mousemat at night
Left-click to the right, I'm keepin' it tight
I'm so popular, requests keep on comin'
They arrive by the dozen and I just cannot stop 'em
Prolific tagger, I see me in your picture
You better say it's me or I'm coming to git'cha!
I got the music, they're bangin' tunes
I even got a vid of me playin' the spoons
I entertain you all with so many hits
I'll put you as a top friend if you show me your tits
My page has got me on it
Brothers and sisters, I know you want it
My page proves I'm totally real
You see me and my crew, we're keepin' it real
I slip and slide on my mousemat at night
Left-click to the right, I'm keepin' it tight
You're beautiful, loved by everyone
But lose you password your account will be gone
You'd have nothing to live for, nothing to do
Your life would be over, that'd be the end of you... ohh!
My page has got me on it
Brothers and sisters, I know you want it
My page proves I'm totally real
You see me and my crew, we're keepin' it real
I slip and slide on my mousemat at night
Left-click to the right I'm keepin' it tight
Rat-a-tap, tap, tapidy tap, the keyboard on my lap
I'm a popular chap proven by my rap
Release notes:
All words & music by Tico Jnr.
Bri slips:
MySpace really was the peak of social media and it has been all downhill since it's premature demise. Finding yourself amongst another human beings 'Top 8 Friends' was the greatest accolade that could ever be bestowed on you. I was a popular chap during those glory years, at least amongst the several fake profiles that I created.
Tico coaxes some lovely notes out of his six string in the intro and really captures the spirit of social medias peak with a time capsule lyric and a fine composition of chord changes that would delight all who lay their ears upon them.
Tico slides:
Composed back when we could infinitly customise our 'profiles' with templates and what-not, this really has stood the test of time and not aged one bit. People are still claiming they're good, that their 'content' is the best etc. I think generally these people are losers, hence why I pay tribute to James Blunt during the 'bring-it-down middle-eight'. That said, I will never remove Barry Gibb and his mane of hair from the list of 'top friends', whether he meets my demands or not - he'll be there.
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