It's not your fault you're so damn ugly
You bear a face only only a mother could love
And I'm so sorry, girls don't like you
You should give up on life, throw in the towel
Wave that white flag, go down with your ship
I'll tell to you straight, I shoot from the hip
Your personality - it suffers too
It's easy to see why girls don't dig you
It is rather obvious what the warble is all about, I shoot from the hip (no pun intended) - there was no need to be clever with this little number. While not one to dwell on it's lyrical genius for too long, one must compliment the rather catchy and tear-jerking guitar work - the melody being especially delightful. I decided a fanny fluttering solo would not be needed, but a tender bit of lead guitar during the instrumental fade-out was definitely required, so it got it. My vocals were average by my standards, but Bri Jnr. to this day still walks around looking as if he's had a face-lift (think Dale Wilton before this death) from shock at how exceptional the vocals really were.
Bri carefully states:
A soothing lullaby for the most part, your ears are lulled into a false sense of security by the gently chiming guitars and Tico's soft taunting of the titular character. As the final chorus approaches though, an increasing sense of drama makes it's presence felt and Tico does not fail to deliver a volcanic vocal performance that devastates everything in it's path. UGLEE DUCKLINNNNNNG! It has to be heard to be believed.