Somebody get me a doctor
Just get me a fucking doctor
Somebody get me a doctor
The doctor of love... yeah!
Take a ticket and join the queue
I'll call your number, baby, when I'm ready for you
Yeah, I'm the doctor of love and your every need
Give me those banging breasts and let me feed
If you've got any special request
Just jot it down, I'll do my very best
I'm a determined boy and I aim to please
I've had all the tests, I'm free of STDs
Oo-ah! Oo-ah! Ooh...
At the climax time, the time is up
You've had all you're having of my lollipop
But I'm eager boy and I'm ready to go
So send me in another cameltoe
I purr, romp and skip to my Kinder Surprise
Two twin sisters standing side-by-side
I'm gonna have my hands full with these
But I'm a carnivore so I'm fond of meat
Oo-ah! Oo-ah! Ooh...
Ohh
Quick doctor, we need some urgent help!
What seems to be the problem here?
Well, this is my wife - she doesn't seem to be able to orgasm
Let's bend her over then and see what's going on here
Yes...
As the klaxon sounds, it's tea-break time
Most people rest but I work through mine
So I head out to the waiting room
To get more sexy bitches for me to consume
By the end of the day I'm getting the dregs
They still taste chuffin' good, like bacon and eggs
I'm an addicted boy with an appetite
Gonna unwrap me some Turkish delight
Oo-ah! Oo-ah! Ooh...
Release notes:
All words by Tico Jnr.
Tico via sign-language tells us:
Another ditty written during the Lazy. Sexy. Cool sessions. My original version sounded terrific, but it just didn't feel right going on such a polished album. Given the pity I have for Bri, I thought I'd give him a go with this and hopefully give him a bit of a confidence boost too. Rhymes and romps to be had here. Bri is waiting..!
Bri Jnr.:
Too busy breaking biscuits.
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