Mission impossipuzzle, it's causing us too much trouble
Mission impossipuzzle, it's made us all a grumble
Mission impossipuzzle, I need a whiskey - make it a double
Let me see your backstop
Is it hard or soft?
Deal or no deal?
Mmm - Ay-up
Deal or no deal?
Piece by piece it's slowly coming together
But I've got to admit, it's got me under the weather
Clowns to the left of me - jokers to the right
Either way, they want this finished tonight
Mission impossipuzzle
Mission impossipuzzle - yeah
Waffle
It's not as easy as it looks my dear
A solution seems to be nowhere near
With or without you, it's time to get this done
There's hope in hopeless I was told by someone
Mission impossipuzzle, it makes me wanna itch my stubble
Mission impossipuzzle, my nipples are no longer supple
Mission impossipuzzle, catch us we're taking a tumble
Mission impossipuzzle
Mission impossipuzzle
Release notes:
All words & music by Bri Jnr. & Tico Jnr.
Tico, reading from a teleprompter, pomps:
It has been a while coming. Bri finally gets his 'whiskey' line to the backing of some terrific music. Bri took lead on this one again, with Brexit providing his inspiration. It's a rather smooth track, with some of my dirty wah disrupting where necessary. Any suggestion that lyrics have been stolen from other songs is just silly.
Bri Jnr.:
Too busy breaking biscuits.
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