"I've lost my P45". Now who on earth would go and do something so foolish? Only our titular anti-hero of course. They do redeem themselves with their teachings to which we all could benefit from learning - "You've got to live to survive". I have this quote tattooed just above my scar from a hernia operation, dare I say that it is inspirational philosophy at it's absolute finest.

The song rattles along at a furious pace, breaking every single highway code in it's path. Tico unleashes a solo that I worship at the altar of every day, I am literally not worthy of it's barmy brilliance.

As for the 'Dic' reference at the end - if you ever watched CITV in the late 1980's/early 1990's, you would completely understand.

Many dances around the maypole have been had to this riveting choon. I wasn't too aware at the time of writing this track, following the sedation of my-fabulous-self for the operation to adjust my undecended testicle. I later went on to get a matching "You've got to live to survive" tattoo above this very scar. Wince.