I never did-nay-approve-this! Sure, I did most of the writing, most of the vocals, most of the musical-instrumentation-music-making, all of the producing, all of the engineering, all of the designing, all of the... shall I go on? Fine (Tico has been handed a wad of cash), what a wonderful pairing of ditties to return with - but to also to sign-off on. No, I won't ever be releasing anymore music with that market-trading-broken-biscuit-selling-pillock (it's at this point the editor of this web-site notices - and acknowledges - the use of hyphens (dashes, lines) is more prevelant than usual).

I got paid-a-plenty to agree to let these see the light of day, so you can have them. I am fairly confident they are the best-of-the-best, and pleased others can sing them at very last. It's not just me treading the streets now singing along to my best lines. I am just glad that we finally got to release a release to capitalise a couple o' wonderful occasion.

This perfectly-formed and perfectly-timed double A-side single is a must for your Christmas stocking! Capturing polar-opposite moods from across the wide-ranging Space Brain spectrum, these two songs will tickle your ear drums in a delightful manner. You might even get slightly carried away and wish to wiggle your junk in a suggestive fashion to the beats - don't say we didn't warn you.