Having excelled myself with my stupendous songwriting efforts on our third full length album, my tank was almost completely empty by the time we put our next E.P together and I had no choice but to bash out a few chords under Tico's watchful eye, desperately trying to convince him that I was composing yet another masterpiece. This ditty was the result and if it wasn't for my wonderfully descriptive lyrics, the song would be B-side fodder at best.

Chess, Monopoly and Scrabble all get a verse each and I sum up the marvels of each board game with painstaking attention to detail. So much so, that Hamleys invited me (only me, Tico had to stay at home) to perform this ditty on Christmas Eve in their staff canteen, during peak shopping hours when all of their staff were on the shop floor. A memory I shall take with me to the grave.

I blinking well came up with the delicious music wizardry on this! Bri came up with most of the words, but I did the moosic - if not the chorus then t'was definitely the rest.

Anyway, at the time I remember this being a bit weak, but listening back now and hearing me let a solo rip for the final time ever on a Space Brain song, it wasn't so bad after all. And with that, business was concluded.